Today's highlights

Saturday, June 13, 2009 at 11:49PM
LJ

• Figured out how to execute a fake French manicure that looks neither trashy nor “done”.
• Drank a six-pack of off-brand beer that packed a heck of a punch.
• Petted a rescued Barred Owl named Hooligan. He was so soft! And trusting!
• Showed off the vintage viewmaster reels of Daniel Boone, ’60s Disneyland, and Gullivers Travels that were in the bottom of my purse.
• Took a crack at “Asshole Golf”, got a hole in one on my first try.
• Made a very straightlaced man blush to the roots of his hair.

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