They make a cream for that.
Monday, June 1, 2009 at 10:26PM 
I swear to all that is holy, if I hear the song “Sex on Fire” one more time, I’m going to chuck my radio right out the window.
Google searches leading to this site, or, a window into strangers’ brains (my favorite of which is “fuck me clogs”):

Hummingbird Feeder
I got this as a gift from Olivia for my bridal shower in Minnesota. Or, rather, Ollie took the time to hop online and find a boutique in my town, so I wouldn’t have to carry anything back on the plane. This is what I picked out with her gift certificate.
It’s made of recycled glass, and the birds love it!
Heirloom Tomatoes

I love these lumpy, discolored tomatoes more than just about any other foodstuff on earth, with the possible exception of soft, stinky cheese. More on that later. These tomatoes taste like tomatoes are supposed to…acidic, tangy, with a finish of earthiness that makes me think of childhood. Also, they’re pretty, which is more than can be said for the mealy pink tasteless circles of tomato that you get on your Big Mac.
Plastic Yard Flamingos
My yard is covered in these awful creatures. I love them. Our neighbor’s kid takes pleasure in rearranging them a few times a week, so I never know where they’ll be when I open the front gate. We’ll probably never live in another neighborhood where it’s acceptable, downright encouraged, to have a yard full of the ‘mingos, so it’s now or never for the Mingos Dynasty.
Soft, Stinky Cheese
Seastack from Mt. Townsend Creamery is where it’s at, kids. This stuff has a vegetable ash rind, a very smooth liquidy first layer, and an earthy-tasting inner cheese that’s to die for. Even Randy, man-who-likes-few-cheeses, asks for this one.
Monday, June 1, 2009 at 10:26PM 
I swear to all that is holy, if I hear the song “Sex on Fire” one more time, I’m going to chuck my radio right out the window.
Reader Comments (1)
They certainly do. They also make creams to light sex on fire, almost literally. "Warming"? Ha! (Too much?)