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Why goatygoat?? The question is, why not goatygoat? Goatygoat is a spring in your step, a roll in the grass, and a tin can for dinner. Goatygoat enjoys candlelit dinners and long walks on the beach. Goatygoat lives in the now! Goatygoat is all this, and more.

 

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Google searches leading to this site, or, a window into strangers’ brains (my favorite of which is “fuck me clogs”):

  • Hardnose Mrs. Hatcher commercials
  • Heirloom tomatoes pink flamingo pictures
  • Muppet characters angry photos
  • Scrabble haiku
  • Don’t Bring Me Down, Bruce
  • Motorhome jalopy
  • Motorhome wedding shower
  • Broken leg on my wedding day
  • Cheese Platter Gilbert Gottfried
  • How to fix a broken leg the “pioneer way”
  • How pioneers fixed broken legs
  • How to fix a broken leg in the pioneer time
  • Healing a broken leg in pioneer times
  • Cynthia Casas showing her boobs
  • Wedding plates for broke under bird feet
  • Haikus on baking
  • I love Renton
  • “toneski”
  • Just screaming and throw a fit they put me in the hospital
  • “fuck me clogs”
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Favorite things

Hummingbird Feeder

I got this as a gift from Olivia for my bridal shower in Minnesota. Or, rather, Ollie took the time to hop online and find a boutique in my town, so I wouldn’t have to carry anything back on the plane. This is what I picked out with her gift certificate.

It’s made of recycled glass, and the birds love it!

Heirloom Tomatoes

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I love these lumpy, discolored tomatoes more than just about any other foodstuff on earth, with the possible exception of soft, stinky cheese. More on that later. These tomatoes taste like tomatoes are supposed to…acidic, tangy, with a finish of earthiness that makes me think of childhood. Also, they’re pretty, which is more than can be said for the mealy pink tasteless circles of tomato that you get on your Big Mac.

Plastic Yard Flamingos

flamingo.jpgMy yard is covered in these awful creatures. I love them. Our neighbor’s kid takes pleasure in rearranging them a few times a week, so I never know where they’ll be when I open the front gate. We’ll probably never live in another neighborhood where it’s acceptable, downright encouraged, to have a yard full of the ‘mingos, so it’s now or never for the Mingos Dynasty.

Soft, Stinky Cheese

Seastack2_1.jpgSeastack from Mt. Townsend Creamery is where it’s at, kids. This stuff has a vegetable ash rind, a very smooth liquidy first layer, and an earthy-tasting inner cheese that’s to die for. Even Randy, man-who-likes-few-cheeses, asks for this one.

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Tuesday
22Sep2009

On the importance of speaking clearly:

DateTuesday, September 22, 2009 at 03:34PM

Dear interpreter who called to make an appointment for your client:

There is a vast difference between a "non-English-speaking person" and a "non-speaking English person".

While I do not doubt that both categories of people would require your assistance, only one would continually interrupt you with loud exclamations in Russian, making it nearly impossible for me to hear you.

Love,goatygoat

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You would look fantastic in that hat.

September 23, 2009 at 11:16AM | Unregistered Commenterec

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