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LJ comments on Wet Lobster Burrito

LJ — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 23:43:49 +0000

I think they're into S&M, personally. You know, rubber bands on the claws, being carried about in paper grocery sacks, boiling water, drawn butter...

It's the taboo that sends 'em over the edge.

Sarah comments on Wet Lobster Burrito

Sarah — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 23:32:37 +0000

Pinchy little bitches. heh. What is dirty lobster talk like? I can't even begin to imagine what would get a sea bug wet.

ec comments on San Diego

ec — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:13:27 +0000

Hey, Ace bandages are the hottest thing since spats!

ec comments on Wet Lobster Burrito

ec — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:53:11 +0000

I think they're trying to guarantee the lobster won't be chewy. Did they succeed? How many wet lobster burritos must one consume to reach statistical significance on this survey? Pinchy!

LJ comments on Wet Lobster Burrito

LJ — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:53:58 +0000

Perhaps the lobster moistener simply talks dirty to the pinchy little bitches?

teej comments on Wet Lobster Burrito

teej — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:50:09 +0000

You will be happy to know that you are the #1 result for "wet lobster" on Google.

Erin comments on Wet Lobster Burrito

Erin — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:46:05 +0000

No, it doesn't sound yummy to me. It sounds like a bad joke gone dirty. Have fun in San Diego!

Sarah comments on Wet Lobster Burrito

Sarah — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 07:10:21 +0000

I completely neglected to reply to your text about this earlier. I think Randy is right. And it's a man, approximately 79, with wizened, wiry white hair, whose position is to...moisten...the lobster. With whatever he deems fit.

Gregg comments on Dream

Gregg — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 04:55:26 +0000

At least it wasn't Klinger...

darcie comments on Dream

darcie — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:35:56 +0000

finding myself jealous of your dream. i just love alan alda :)