Why goatygoat?

Why goatygoat?? The question is, why not goatygoat? Goatygoat is a spring in your step, a roll in the grass, and a tin can for dinner. Goatygoat enjoys candlelit dinners and long walks on the beach. Goatygoat lives in the now! Goatygoat is all this, and more.

 

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Google searches leading to this site, or, a window into strangers’ brains (my favorite of which is “fuck me clogs”):

  • Hardnose Mrs. Hatcher commercials
  • Heirloom tomatoes pink flamingo pictures
  • Muppet characters angry photos
  • Scrabble haiku
  • Don’t Bring Me Down, Bruce
  • Motorhome jalopy
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  • Haikus on baking
  • I love Renton
  • “toneski”
  • Just screaming and throw a fit they put me in the hospital
  • “fuck me clogs”
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Favorite things

Hummingbird Feeder

I got this as a gift from Olivia for my bridal shower in Minnesota. Or, rather, Ollie took the time to hop online and find a boutique in my town, so I wouldn’t have to carry anything back on the plane. This is what I picked out with her gift certificate.

It’s made of recycled glass, and the birds love it!

Heirloom Tomatoes

tomato_heirloom300w.jpg

I love these lumpy, discolored tomatoes more than just about any other foodstuff on earth, with the possible exception of soft, stinky cheese. More on that later. These tomatoes taste like tomatoes are supposed to…acidic, tangy, with a finish of earthiness that makes me think of childhood. Also, they’re pretty, which is more than can be said for the mealy pink tasteless circles of tomato that you get on your Big Mac.

Plastic Yard Flamingos

flamingo.jpgMy yard is covered in these awful creatures. I love them. Our neighbor’s kid takes pleasure in rearranging them a few times a week, so I never know where they’ll be when I open the front gate. We’ll probably never live in another neighborhood where it’s acceptable, downright encouraged, to have a yard full of the ‘mingos, so it’s now or never for the Mingos Dynasty.

Soft, Stinky Cheese

Seastack2_1.jpgSeastack from Mt. Townsend Creamery is where it’s at, kids. This stuff has a vegetable ash rind, a very smooth liquidy first layer, and an earthy-tasting inner cheese that’s to die for. Even Randy, man-who-likes-few-cheeses, asks for this one.

Haiku Invitational

If you want to post a haiku, compose an email to post.goatygoat.haiku@squarespace.com. Place the title of the haiku in the subject line, the 5-7-5 haiku in the body, sign your name at the end, and hit send. You won’t be able to edit after sending, so please make sure it’s how you want it before you send it!

HOW FUN!!

 

 

Monday
09Nov2009

Home again, home again...

DateMonday, November 9, 2009 at 05:56PM

Tiny little house,

I love your chilly tile floor

in the early morn!

AuthorLJ | Comment1 Comment |
Tuesday
06Oct2009

Beyond monks (AKA happy 85th birthday)

DateTuesday, October 6, 2009 at 12:48PM

within sheets of skin

or communities of spleen

cells fuck like rabbits

-- ec

AuthorLJ | Comment1 Comment |
Wednesday
29Jul2009

it take two

DateWednesday, July 29, 2009 at 01:01PM

Coin, I see your head

but always know your tail is

there and part of you

--
ec

AuthorLJ | CommentPost a Comment |
Wednesday
22Jul2009

commute

DateWednesday, July 22, 2009 at 06:33AM

today the train stalled

I jolt from my peaceful morn--

should have ridden bikes.

--
ec

AuthorLJ | Comment1 Comment |
Thursday
16Jul2009

Whoa.

DateThursday, July 16, 2009 at 11:46PM

Up past my bedtime,

There are just so many things

to look up online!

AuthorLJ | Comment1 Comment |
Friday
19Jun2009

!!

DateFriday, June 19, 2009 at 09:12PM

Exclamation points

Seem to have overtaken

my simple statements.

AuthorLJ | Comment1 Comment |
Tuesday
09Jun2009

Great morning!

DateTuesday, June 9, 2009 at 09:23AM

I’ve heard two songs by

The Smiths, and I’ve managed to

wash all the dishes.

AuthorLJ | Comment1 Comment |
Wednesday
27May2009

Ode to goatygoat

DateWednesday, May 27, 2009 at 12:51PM

Cherries from the sack

We spit seeds into the wind

Midwestern roadtrip

--
ec

AuthorLJ | Comment1 Comment |
Wednesday
13May2009

Breath

DateWednesday, May 13, 2009 at 10:45AM

lungs inflate for four

and i picture the transfer

of gas molecules


exhaling for six

i picture lungs deflating

my strange pink chest sacs

--
ec

AuthorLJ | Comment1 Comment |
Thursday
23Apr2009

Motivation

DateThursday, April 23, 2009 at 06:25AM

Sometimes ebbs and flows,

It’s never predictable.

And that really sucks.

AuthorLJ | Comment1 Comment |
Monday
20Apr2009

Meditation

DateMonday, April 20, 2009 at 12:06PM

lying on the floor

with my eyes closed I feel for

the pulse of my heart

--
ec

AuthorLJ | Comment1 Comment |
Friday
17Apr2009

Erythrocytes

DateFriday, April 17, 2009 at 08:22AM

Erythrocytes float

What kind of disease is this?

(red white blue and green)

--
ec

AuthorLJ | Comment1 Comment |
Sunday
12Apr2009

Guest Haiku Bloggers!

DateSunday, April 12, 2009 at 09:56AM

Sometimes friends will post
Haiku that they have written,
Though they’re far away.

Look for a haiku
With a signature after…
That’s the author’s name.

Sounds good to you, too?
Email me and let me know…
I’ll give you the key!

AuthorLJ | Comment1 Comment |
Sunday
12Apr2009

Easter Haiku

DateSunday, April 12, 2009 at 06:23AM

tulip trees in bloom

petals drift down gracefully

glorious spring day

 

—
ec

AuthorLJ | CommentPost a Comment |
Wednesday
04Mar2009

Cream Cheese

DateWednesday, March 4, 2009 at 11:08PM

Eating half a tub

of cream cheese, while delicious,

is BAD IDEA.

AuthorLJ | Comment1 Comment |
Tuesday
20Jan2009

Break

DateTuesday, January 20, 2009 at 10:55AM

Haiku hiatus

is sometimes necessary

to recoup the brain.

AuthorLJ | Comment1 Comment |
Tuesday
16Dec2008

Again with the temperatures? IS she serious?!

DateTuesday, December 16, 2008 at 03:33PM

twenty three below.

sixty eight degree house temp

seems so exotic.

 

AND

 

sundogs. the cold sky.

a rainbow around the sun.

stay inside today.

AuthorLJ | Comment1 Comment |
Monday
15Dec2008

when i take my eyeballs outside

DateMonday, December 15, 2008 at 07:11PM

 

photo by diathesis

twenty three below?

you’ve got to be kidding me.

instantly frozen.

AuthorLJ | Comment1 Comment |
Saturday
13Dec2008

where elvis meets clutch

DateSaturday, December 13, 2008 at 04:30AM

 

woke up this mornin’

put on my blue suede shoe-sah

n’rock’em senseless

AuthorLJ | Comment1 Comment |
Wednesday
10Dec2008

Spam

DateWednesday, December 10, 2008 at 07:28PM

 

It’s confession time:

In a quiche, or just with eggs,

I freakin’ love SPAM.

 

AuthorLJ | Comment1 Comment |
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