Susie

Susie is my boss. I met her on a street corner when we were both waiting for the light to change. She was wearing black scrubs and hot pink patent leather clogs; obviously, such clogs cannot go without mention.

I complimented her shoes, she told me she was in radiology, I told her I wanted to get into radiology. She said she was in charge of hiring and told me to bring in my resume.

That was last August, and the rest is history.

See? My affinity for shoes is practical, after all!