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Hummingbird Feeder

I got this as a gift from Olivia for my bridal shower in Minnesota. Or, rather, Ollie took the time to hop online and find a boutique in my town, so I wouldn’t have to carry anything back on the plane. This is what I picked out with her gift certificate.

It’s made of recycled glass, and the birds love it!

Heirloom Tomatoes

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I love these lumpy, discolored tomatoes more than just about any other foodstuff on earth, with the possible exception of soft, stinky cheese. More on that later. These tomatoes taste like tomatoes are supposed to…acidic, tangy, with a finish of earthiness that makes me think of childhood. Also, they’re pretty, which is more than can be said for the mealy pink tasteless circles of tomato that you get on your Big Mac.

Plastic Yard Flamingos

flamingo.jpgMy yard is covered in these awful creatures. I love them. Our neighbor’s kid takes pleasure in rearranging them a few times a week, so I never know where they’ll be when I open the front gate. We’ll probably never live in another neighborhood where it’s acceptable, downright encouraged, to have a yard full of the ‘mingos, so it’s now or never for the Mingos Dynasty.

Soft, Stinky Cheese

Seastack2_1.jpgSeastack from Mt. Townsend Creamery is where it’s at, kids. This stuff has a vegetable ash rind, a very smooth liquidy first layer, and an earthy-tasting inner cheese that’s to die for. Even Randy, man-who-likes-few-cheeses, asks for this one.

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Wednesday
24Jun2009

Juan Carlos

DateWednesday, June 24, 2009 at 12:00PM

When my parents took me to Cancun at the tender age of 13, we stayed at the Radisson right on the beach. The hotel had a man on staff to coordinate games of water polo and beach volleyball, and his name was Juan Carlos.

Juan Carlos spent every waking moment in a banana hammock/Speedo. Juan Carlos’ weiner was constantly almost on public display.

Well, Juan Carlos would try to recruit vacationers for the volleyball teams by saying into his microphone “do you want to be one of Juan Carlos’ winners?”

Except, with his Spanish accent, what he really asked the crowd was “do you want to be one of Juan Carlos’ WEINERS?”

My mom and I giggled all week, wondering how many weiners he had in there.

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